May 2013
xxlittlelionxx:
SELENA MARIE GOMEZ YOU HAVE ABOUT 2.39 SECONDS TO RESPOND TO DEMETRIA OR I WILL COME AND SLAP YOU WITH YOUR AND DEMI’S PEOPLE SPECIAL EDITION MAGAZINE.
our-lovez-feels:
“I’ll support Selena no matter who she’s with. As long as she’s happy.”
Okay, stop lying. You’re not happy with her decision of dating Bieber it’s okay. Your idol isn’t always going to make choices you like, and just because you idolize them does not mean everything they do becomes except able.
Besides…she looks better with Demi anyway.
take-care-of-her:
Am I the only one who thinks that every time Demi and Selena are getting coser Justin Bieber comes and ruins everything?
vivgives:
Remember when I theorized that Beatrice was Camila and Lauren’s daughter?
Then someone else said Camila looked like the lovechild of Demi and Selena?
Then this means that Beatrice was hanging out with grandma Demi today!!!
vibesflint:
if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
imagineyouricon:
Imagine your icon performing a striptease for you.
baby-scars:
yahoo is going to delete every blog that doesn’t reblog my selfies sorry i don’t make the rules
pizza:
katherlne:
can tumblr user pizza stop commenting on every post involving pizza tho
yeah wtf how annoying is it
1 tag
i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012
googlehomie:
you’re gonna regret not dating me after I get hot
monomi045:
The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just
and then
Me: should i get a life or watch another tv series
Something tumblr has taught me
fefeferi:
infinite-insanityy:
thesuperwalkingdeadangels:
gingeritt:
sargentwaffle:
natashhha:
“because of reasons” is always a legitimate reason
“because fuck you that’s why” is also acceptable
“for science” is a good excuse
don’t forget “the stars are not in position” as a perfect reason to not do something
“Not since the accident.” can be the answer to any question.
you...
z3kro:
“Your assignment is to write a short fictional story”
“But keep it realistic, no fantasy worlds”
tempoes:
everyone says “just get out and leave everything behind in the event of a house fire” like no fuck that shit im grabbing every electronic i can hold
circumcisions:
reblog if your url is your name in real life
h0odrich:
It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth
chekhov:
In health class we were given sheets of paper and told to write a message we would want someone of the opposite sex to know
She read some examples
The girls were like: “Hey can you please not treat me like shit”
The boys were like: “Spray tans look ugly I hate when girls wear too much makeup and don’t lead me on.”
jimbertimber:
coming out to your parents by saying swiggity swag guess whos a fag
That moment when you realize that The Lion King...
arthur-christmas-claus:
And they weren’t even the same species.
“But it’s not natural!”
“There’s no way any child raised by two men could be happy, or even content.”
“But now their child will be gay.”
“He will never have a normal, real relationship.”
“He’ll be socially inept and never amount to anything.”
Respected king.
Loved father.
I rest my case.
And just for the hell...
does anyone else ever have so many feels and no...
sometheatrebitch:
hamfarto:
hamfarto:
im having one of those unattractive days
i mean years
I mean lives
drarna:
the earth teasing other planets for having “no life”
crispyweave:
do she got a booty?
she dooooooooooooooo
